Anti-Macyapper: TWO FER EDITION

IT'S A TWIN SPIN!

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN!

"The Doctor will see you now."

The latest report out is that the dems are going to try and shove a health care bill down everyone's throat. They are prepared to do whatever they have to...to get this bill through the House, down through the Senate and up your alley. They are even prepared to violate and break their OWN rules and laws to get this done.

According to Dingy Harry and Queen Nancy, the bill to be voted on WILL NOT be posted online for 72 hours before the vote. That way, NO ONE can read the bill to see what it actually contains until after they pass it.

Great, now we'll be stuck with Queen Nancy's plastic surgeon!

BHO is pushing out all the stops as well. He invited 150 doctors from all 50 states to come to the White House to show their support for the democrat's version of health care. They were told to bring their white lab coats. Well, many of them showed up with no white lab coat. No problem, White House staffers passed out white lab coats for all the doctors. Talk about a staged event! No wonder Chicago didn't get the Olympics.

Consider this. (and I won't even call it Socialized Medicine) There are more neurologist in Western Pennsylvania than ALL of Canada, which has government run health care. Think about that.

The 150 doctors at the White House who supported the health care plan put forth by the democrats make up less than 1% of the doctors in the United States. They last poll that I saw a week ago showed doctors against the health care plan 79% to 15% with 6% on the fence.

More to follow as it develops!

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES EDITION

So, we're finding out there is more to the story of old Dave and the Interns. (A new series on CBS starting January 10th at 10PM)

Dave must fancy himself a Hugh Hefner of sorts. Turns out, up stairs of the Ed Sullivan Theater, (Now being called the Bed Sullivan Theater) Dave had his "bunker." (aren' they suspose to be in the basement, like underground and bomb resistant?)

Only the "special" staffers were allowed to go there, otherwise, it was OFF LIMITS to anyone else. Now we know why!

I wonder if that's where he got the inspiration for the joke about A-Rod knocking up Palin's daughter at Yankee stadium?

Throw some Johnny Mathis in the old 8-Track and let's get this party started baby!

Word is that Dave will be holding open "auditions" for new staffers in the future. Check your local paper for times and locations.

Dave continues his Mea Culpa, apologizing to his wife Monday night during the show. Apparently according to Dave it's been a "little chilly, both inside and out" at his place since all of this has come to light.

A little chilly? I would expect it to be nothing short of an Ice Age!

Apologize to your wife in private! If she's that mad at you, she's probably not watching the show (like most of us) anyway! Spare what little audience you have left the awkward grief of listening to your moaning. (maybe that should be rephrased)

What you do in private, who you "sleep" with (why do they call it that? I don't think there's much sleeping going on) is no one's business!

It was no one's business when you did it, so why make it public? So the tabloids won't trash you? That ain't going to happen. Maybe a PR thing to make you look like the victim? When you're playing hide the pickle with someone 1/3 your age, there is NO way you can be the victim!

While we are on the subject, Dave must have the "Bill Clinton Syndrome," because from what I saw, he had to be giving out bags of Milk Bone as a party favor.

For the sake of humanity, if you are going to play around on your wife, make it worth it! She better look like Elle MacPherson, Catherine Zeta Jones, or a young Kay Parker. (the Google server is now being overloaded)

Of course none of these women would probably succumb to your advances either because a) You're a dirty old man, b) You're not good looking, c) You're married, d) There's not enough money or, e) They might have morals!