BACK BEHIND THE MIC AGAIN

BROADCASTING FROM HIGH A TOP THE BIGGEST HILL OF CAMEL POOP, IT'S THE OBL SHOW.

OSAMA'S GUEST TONIGHT INCLUDE; ABDUL THE GOAT HERDER AND OMAR THE TENT MAKER, ALONG WITH THE OBL BAND.

I'M YOUR ANNOUNCER ABDUL OMAR O'BRIEN. AND NOW, HERE'S OOOOOSSSSSSAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA!

So, Osama finally got that Tandy/Radio Shack T-129 reel to reel working again. Hey, it's hard to get the parts when you live deep inside a cave.

So let's review what took OLB 30 minutes to say, "I HATE YOU AND I WANT TO KILL YOU."

Now, let me say this. This is strictly my opinion. I have no inside information, nor do I purport to know or have any inside knowledge.

Bin Laden is dead. He's been dead for about seven years. He is not alive, take it to the bank.

But, but, how can you be sure? The CIA and all the other agencies around the world say it's him. They say it sounds like him and has the same voice patterns as him, but they don't know for sure.

Come on, we've come along way since Radio Shack first came out with their taping systems. They have upgraded to digital along time ago. Some camel jockey is making the tape, giving it to the Camel Express and three or four days later it shows up at the broadcast studio.

If Bin Laden was alive, Barbara Walters or Matt Lauer surely have interviewed him by now. Hell, even Bob Woodward hasn't made up any quotes from him! I mean, this is the guy who snuck threw CIA security to interview the dying Director Casey on his death bed isn't it? You would have thought that Dan Rather with his pearl handled pistols at his side would have held that mic in front of him by now!

Are you trying to tell me that Mike Wallace hasn't been able to get an interview? What about Koppel and Charlie Gibson? Surely Katie Curtic could have gotten an exclusive by now!

Are you trying to tell me we have the greatest journalist in the world, Brian Williams, Wolf Blitzer, Christine Amanpour and they couldn't get a sit down? Say it ain't so that ANDERSON COOPER couldn't even get a call back? What's he waiting for, Edward R Murrow or Walter Cronkite to come back to life to interview him?
The head of the Camel Jockeys International is dead. The worlds's press would give him anything he wanted, all the air time he ever wanted to get this propaganda out and he's not jumping at the chance? He could threaten the world to "repent" and gain so many converts, but he doesn't?

No, the rag heads have been dismantled and those that are left are trying to carry on the cause. What they now have is fear. They get some goat herder to explode his pants on a plane and they wreak havoc on our security system. They get on their Tracfones and increase the "chatter" getting the UK and the rest of Europe to increase their threat levels. They have everyone running scared, afraid of the boogie man. They are inflicting all the damage that they can. It's all they have and all they can do.

I can wait for the next broadcast. I hear that Abdul Bin Carlin really kills them.