DATELINE HELL..................Global warming proponents are scrambling today to explain how Hell, the warmest place in the universe was frozen over. Reports say that Tuesday's HIGH was
-32 degrees and are expected to drop to -52 degrees over night. The MSNBC News team stationed in Hell was unable to file a report because of the weather.
Experts are also at a loss to explain why Pigs have been seen flying.
SCOTT BROWN WINS THE SENATE SEAT IN MASSACHUSETTS.
Speaking on a condition of anonymity, a senior aid said that Barack Obama was locked inside a room listening to the Righteous Brothers "You've lost that loving feeling" over and over and over again. 
Ted Kennedy could not be reached for comment
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