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Well all the "Chicken Littles" are in Copenhagen discussing "climate change." It's not "Global Warming" anymore, it's climate change.

In the 70's it was Global Cooling, then Global Warming, my head is hurting, call it climate change, I like that.

Al Gore and his G-5 are there, as are many members of the house and senate. The good news is while they are there, they can't screw health care, or anything else up! What is really funny is that all of these "Global Warmers" are flying there in private planes, using over 1200 limos and 3 "green" electric cars. The "Carbon" footprint is off the chart and like the democrats here, they are fighting amongst themselves!
The "Guru" of the left and all this nonsense, Al Gore issued yet another direr warning. According to the Nobel Peace Prize winning former Vice President and the single largest consumer of electricity in the United States, the polar ice caps will melt in less than 8 years IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!

START THAT DOOMSDAY CLOCK!
But wait! Didn't we do this about 20 years ago? Ted Danson started the "Doomsday Clock" and proclaimed that we have 10 years left!

"Ding, Fries Are Done!"

Now, I don't hold a PHD in Science, (come to think of it, neither does Danson or Gore) but I am smart enough to know that if you started a clock in 1980 and you said the world would end in 10 years and it is now 2009.....SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT!

The guy walking the streets with the sandwich board that says, "REPENT, THE END IS NEAR" has more creditability than any of these trick or treaters.
Before you bow at the altar of his holiness Al, I want to say this in a respectful and thoughtful manner, so that everyone will understand what I am about to say:

GLOBAL WARMING/CLIMATE CHANGE, IS THE BIGGEST FRAUD EVER PERPETRATED!

Al Gore's book and movie are full of lies and misinformation. They are not based on facts.

THE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE A FEVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE A COLD OR A COUGH.

We are finding out now what many believed all along, the books were cooked, the data was doctored, altered, made up!

The "scientist" altered data to come out the way they wanted it to.

Leading scientist who have "doubts" about Global Warming are denied the right to speak out, or publish their findings in scientific journals.

Answer me this and I will give you everything I own. The earth has been here for MILLIONS of years. There have been ice ages and "hot" periods. Volcanos have exploded, glaciers have formed and melted. How, in less than 150 years (out of MILLIONS) HOW, IN LESS THAN 150 YEARS, COULD MAN HAVE DESTROYED THIS PLANET? After all this planet has been through, the changes it has gone through, the sulfur and toxins that have been on this earth for MILLIONS of years DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO END THE EARTH. How can you look someone (me in this case) in the eye with a straight face and tell me that man did this? Come on, convince me, show me REAL scientific data and you can have it all. I'm safe because you can't convince me, you have NO data, you have NO scientific fact!

What's this all about?

Get ready, you may not believe this.

MONEY!

It is all about the greenback. Al Gore has a company that will "sell" you a "Carbon Off-Set." What is a Carbon Off-Set you may ask? Let me 'splain it to you Lucy. Let's say the arbitrary number they pick for your Carbon Footprint is: 80. Let's say that with your big honkin' SUV, the G-5 you fly, the electricity you use, your actual Carbon Footprint is 100. You can BUY 20 Carbon Off-Sets for $5,000 a piece from Al, or maybe a third world country will sell them to you for $3,500 a piece. You pay the money and you feel a whole lot better.

But where does the money go you ask?

Supposedly, they will plant a tree to off-set the carbon released into the air. The rest goes into the seller's bank account. Pretty nice scam huh?

It gets better. Once you have all the believers, you get the non-believers with taxes and you spread the wealth around. (Didn't I hear that some place before?)

I believe that we should respect the planet and as the Boy Scouts preach, we Leave No Trace. You go hiking in the woods, or camp near a stream, you leave the area better than you found it. Yes, we should keep our waterways clean and the air we breath pollution free. If you want to drive a Hybrid, knock your self out. We need to look for Alternative forms of energy and in the mean time, we should become energy self dependent. Use what we have while we develop alternative fuels.

BUT, the whole "climate change" stuff :

IT IS A HOAX, A LIE!

If you believe its real, YOU my friend need specialized care.

If Al gore wants to save the world, he can start at home by turning out the lights.