WHEN NEWS BREAKS...................WE FIX IT!
BHO along with the leaders of France and Great Britain, today announce in Pittsburgh that Iran has a covert Uranium Enrichment facility that is used to make weapons! NO! Say it ain't so Joe! ARE YOU SURE? Did you make this up just like you accused "W" of doing with the intelligence he received? IT GETS BETTER!
BHO gave Mahmoud I'm-a-nut job ONE WEEK to let us look at it or, or, or, or....WE'RE GOING REALLY GET MAD! In fact, BHO may get so mad at Iran that he'll...........well.........Ah, Um.......He's goin' get really made and you'll........YOU'LL SEE! Don't get BHO mad.
France is coming onboard because they finally see that a nuclear Iran is not what the world needs now. (What the world needs now, is love sweet love) He knows, well sort of, that if Iran goes after Israel and are successful, then Europe is next. All Also knows that the WARNING INSENSITIVE REMARKS ARE COMING "Towel Heads" are starting to populate France and it's only a matter of time until he's under Shia Law and he also knows his lifestyle doesn't sit well with Shia Law!
BHO gave Mahmoud I'm-a-nut job ONE WEEK to let us look at it or, or, or, or....WE'RE GOING REALLY GET MAD! In fact, BHO may get so mad at Iran that he'll...........well.........Ah, Um.......He's goin' get really made and you'll........YOU'LL SEE! Don't get BHO mad.
France is coming onboard because they finally see that a nuclear Iran is not what the world needs now. (What the world needs now, is love sweet love) He knows, well sort of, that if Iran goes after Israel and are successful, then Europe is next. All Also knows that the WARNING INSENSITIVE REMARKS ARE COMING "Towel Heads" are starting to populate France and it's only a matter of time until he's under Shia Law and he also knows his lifestyle doesn't sit well with Shia Law!Give me a break. We KNEW for the last couple of years what Iran was doing! You wait to the 11th hour and then start wagging your finger? Give me a break! Now we'll see how much of a leader BHO is. We know he's a good campaigner, now we'll see if he can lead.
The room is ready, the streets are closed, the businesses are loosing money, everything is in place. It's the freaks from the Thomas Merton Center's turn to protest. Don't expect much from these aging dope smokers. Some will have their portable oxygen tanks with them. Some of the wheel chairs will be motorized, but most will not be, so volunteers are needed to help push some of the demonstrators. The police's "Acoustic Cannons" may not be effective if the protesters turn their hearing aids off. No word if "Adult Diaper Changing Stations" will be made available. If they are not, I'm sure the ACLU will be filing a suit against the city.
The room is ready, the streets are closed, the businesses are loosing money, everything is in place. It's the freaks from the Thomas Merton Center's turn to protest. Don't expect much from these aging dope smokers. Some will have their portable oxygen tanks with them. Some of the wheel chairs will be motorized, but most will not be, so volunteers are needed to help push some of the demonstrators. The police's "Acoustic Cannons" may not be effective if the protesters turn their hearing aids off. No word if "Adult Diaper Changing Stations" will be made available. If they are not, I'm sure the ACLU will be filing a suit against the city.
The march is scheduled to take several hours as there are five scheduled rest stops. Medics are standing by.
The third quarter started early. Last night the cops scored early and often. In the middle of the third quarter the score is:
Police 66 Protesters 0
More updates as needed.
Isn't it amazing that another ineffective President is getting hit with dealing with a crisis with Iran.
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