Anti-Macyapper: Pittsburgh Held Hostage Day Two

ACME SUPPLY COMPANY DELIVERS!

This report is a BLAST!

You knew it was going to happen. With all the hype leading up to this weeks G-20, the Security is here, the media is half here and the protesters are here. Just outside of the Golden Triangle is the city neighborhood of Shadyside. Shadyside is upscale, full of liberals and Yuppies. Most of the Yuppies (If not all of them) are liberal, but they like their Starbucks and upscale clothing boutiques. Funny, but the first place targeted was Shadyside. Someone found a package placed inside a planter (fashionably placed outside an upscale hair salon) with wires and writing on it that said TNT. (Wylie Coyote call your office.) If it were a real bomb, would they really write TNT on it?

No problem, the SWAT Team was called in. These guys have been overworked this year and they needed this like they need a hole in the head. The MacYapper has been ragging the Pittsburgh Police this week, saying how they are the problem, they are so dumb that they can't wait to crack heads, etc, etc, etc. I would love to be there the next time they stop his Pacer.

So, the SWAT Team comes as does the Bomb Squad and they "defuse" Wylie's home made cigar. Probably a trial run for their diversion latter this week.

Somebody's Been A Lying

Young Mayor Luke Skywalker said today that Pittsburgh was the ONLY city that was ever considered to host the G-20. Young Skywalker said that it was a big honor and we should be proud that we were the ONLY city even considered for this major event. Young Luke was not tethered to his trainer "Obi Dan Kenobi" and must not have read the memo left by the Allegheny County Chief Executive.

Over the weekend, Dandy Dan was on the radio talking about the upcoming G-20. According to Dan, they received a call about hosting the summit and they we "muling" it over as other cities had flat out rejected the idea. While they were tossing the idea back and forth, they received a call from the White House saying that they HAD been selected and that they WILL host the summit.

From what I have found out was that at least 13 other cities had turned down the opportunity to host the event and that Pittsburgh was forced to take the event. There was no discussion, the White House wasn't going to be rejected again and henceforth, the "Burg got stuck with being the host city.

Copters and Boats and Cars OH MY!

The United States Coast Guard has shut down the Three Rivers surrounding the city. Across the river from the Convention Center, you can't even use the park that is in front of the new ALCOA Building. Helicopters from the Coast Guard, National Guard, Secret Service and God knows who else are flying all over the place. Speed boats race up and down the river, it is just so EXCITING! It's like the Regatta never left!

If you are within 20 miles of the Golden Triangle, you would see and hear so many helicopters, you would think there was an air show going on. Every hour security gets ramped up another notch. It's a pain in the butt if you NEED to go into the city, but pretty exciting otherwise. In this day and age, it is unfortunate, but you need to have HEAVY security to protect the world's leaders and BHO too! By Tomorrow night, the city will in effect be locked down and ready for the motorcades to come rolling into the city. There are conflicting reports of where the leaders will stay. Some reports say they will be staying in the city, other reports say they will be staying at the Nemacolin Resort, located in Fayette County about 50 miles outside of the city. If that is the case, Marine One will be busy bringing the dignitaries into the city. Otherwise you'll see a lot of black SUVS and Limos flying through the city with their security details.

Smile for the nice man with the nice rifle!

With all the Black SUVS flying around the city it's plain to see why the government doesn't want you to buy one. THEY WANT THEM FOR THEMSELVES! Wonder if they bought any during that "Cash For Clunkers" sale?

I swear to God that the last time I saw this many black SUVS parked in one spot is when I drove by the GM factory that makes them! I wonder what the discount is for the government when you buy like FIVE THOUSAND of them at a time? I wouldn't mind buying one of these used. You know they have been taken care of, kept clean inside and out! You know these guys don't want to get inside a car that would dirty their black suits. Maybe they would leave you a pair of those Ray Bans they wear.

Soup Kitchen Woes.

There's a group from Montana that has come to Pittsburgh to "cook" for the protesters. They originally camped out in Lawrenceville (which is a neighborhood just outside of the "Downtown" area. Well the "Fuzz" kept hassling them that the owner of the property told them to leave. Well as they were leaving, the Commercial Vehicle Enforcement Division stopped them and made sure they donated to the city. Well, they drove around and drove around and found one of our old school buildings and set up shop there. Well those nasty Policemen came and hassled them some more. The ACLU filed charges against the Police with a Federal court and had a hearing today. Guess what? They TOSSED the charges. So now they are on the Northside running their generators and smoking out the residents.

Now if you would see the bus and the people inside of it, several thoughts would come to mind. The first thought is "Gee, they don't have a shower on that bus" and the second would be, "Are they with the circus? I haven't seen that many clowns come out of a vehicle since I was at the circus!" It makes for great television. "All we want to do is feed the people," was all this maggot infested, pot smoking, FM type, kept saying. "The Cops just keep hassling us!" My guess is that a resident of the area will accidentally drop a lit cigarette and the bus will be a memory.