Sur Michael the Bloated was in town to promote his new film "Capitalism a Love Story." Sur Michael (I call him Sur because he doesn't deserve the title Sir, but Sur can be used to refer to "surplus.") anyway, Sur Michael led union workers on a march from the Convention Center to a theater roughly three blocks away.
The march took over an hour and fifteen minutes as Sur Michael had to stop three times to receive oxygen and two other times, once for a hot dog and once for a cannoli.
Once there, the unions workers were treated to a special screening of the film, ($12.00 admission, $11.50 if you showed your union card.) which is about the evils of Capitalism. You know the system that made Sur Michael the Bloated a part of the wealthy 1% he decries about in the film.
Sur Michael the Bloated has no problem in charging the mentally challenged money to see his films and to buy his books.
I don't see Sur Michael the Bloated giving his wealth to the poor, or even flying coach. (Of course in coach they would charge him double for the tonnage he'd be putting in the seat.) Sur Michael the Bloated has no problem hob-nobbing around Cannes, staying in expensive hotels and eating in fancy restaurants. Sur Michael the Bloated has no problem cashing the checks and if you look closely, you will see that Sur Michael the Bloated has not missed many meals. Sur Michael the Bloated never served his country as the United States Military has a weight limit.
Sur Michael the Bloated says he's for the working guy, says he's one of them. Sur Michael the Bloated worked ONE day in a GM auto factory before he quit. Couldn't take an honest day's work eh?
Sur Michael the Bloated is another hypocrite. He wants you to spread your wealth around, but he won't spread his around. The only thing he's willing to spread around is his BS and he'll do it for $12 a pop.
Sur Michael the Bloated says he's coming back to Pittsburgh to protest. From what I hear, Sur Michaell the Bloated will be more prepared for any protest march. He's hired a fork lift to ferry him around town. Hope Omar the Tent Maker has enough fabric and time to make him another red T-shirt.
Sur Michael the Bloated is a LIAR. Plain and simple. His movies are full of lies and BS. The only thing sadder is that people actually spend good money to see them and some believe them!
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